8 Life Lessons From 'Major Payne'

We Are The Mighty | By Alex Licca

Published March 31, 2020

Although it's not considered an all-time military movie classic like "Full Metal Jacket" or "Stripes," the 1995 military comedy "Major Payne" is an entertaining family film (with some salty language). The film stars comedian Damon Wayans as U.S. Marine Corps Major Benson Winifred Payne.

Payne is a rough and tough Marine who becomes a Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps instructor after being discharged from active duty for not making lieutenant colonel. Payne's job is to impart confidence and discipline in the rambunctious junior cadets and train them to win a military cadet competition.

The film has some funny and memorable lines – quoted in military training to this day – such as "What we have here is a failure to communicate" and "I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."

In between laughs, Major Payne bestows some surprising life lessons that apply to current service members, veterans, and society at large.

1. Career transitions are tough – expect setbacks

Major Payne is served his separation papers from the Marines in the beginning of the film. Just a week out of the service, Payne finds himself in jail after a failed attempt to become a police officer by slapping a man senseless during a training scenario."It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback," Payne tells his former commander Gen. Decker, played by Albert Hall. Thanks to the help of his former commander, he lands the job as the JROTC instructor.

Lesson: Many people face a career change at some point in their lives. Setbacks are inevitable but it's important to be patient. It is also important to use your network when looking for a new career.

2. Not everyone is sympathetic; mental toughness goes a long way

The meme above is Major Payne's most famous quote. He gives his young cadets this verbal tirade as they struggle to complete an obstacle course in the pouring rain. Eventually, the persistence and will of the cadets lead them to overcome the obstacle course and achieve success.

Lesson: Not everyone will be sympathetic to your plight, no matter how difficult things are in your personal or professional life. When faced with challenges, being mentally strong and determined can help overcome any challenge, no matter the level of difficulty.

3. Keep trying to improve

In a classic drill instructor tone, Major Payne tells the young men, "You're still a s**t sandwich, you're just not a soggy one" following a drill and ceremony routine. In his own unique way, the rough and tough character is acknowledging the effort put in by the boys to improve.

Lesson: Never stop trying to improve. You can always get better.

4. Don't give up

For Major Payne, failure is not an option. He wants victory at all costs! In order to win the military games, he puts the cadets through hell. He shaves their heads, PTs them all day and makes them run in dresses in front of the whole school. Despite their disdain for the man and his tough training methods, the kids don't quit.

Lesson: Life will bring challenges. Don't let that prevent you from achieving your goals.

5. Teamwork is important

The cadets are a ragtag group from the beginning. Despite their differences, they build cohesion, delegate responsibilities and establish a common goal to win the military games.

Lesson: The value of camaraderie is vital in bringing a group of people to work well together no matter their differences. Working effectively as a team will bring success to any project whether you are in the civilian or military sector.

6. Loyalty is crucial

Major Payne is given the chance to return to active duty at the rank of lieutenant colonel. Initially, he chooses to take the job offer and leaves the boys high and dry before the competition. Eventually, his love and loyalty to the cadets brings him back to see his boys in the final event of the competition. He stays on as a JROTC instructor.

Lesson: It seems the thought of loyalty as a core tenet is slipping away to self-interest these days. Being loyal to friends, family or co-workers takes time and sacrifice. Believing in and devoting yourself to someone or something you care about is a great value to have for the rest of your life.

7. Self-confidence is essential

Major Payne instills confidence in all of his cadets, especially the smallest one in the group "Tiger." He tells him a frightening version of "The Little Engine that Could," and makes him the drill team leader. This gives Tiger the confidence he needs to trust his abilities. Tiger's self-confidence shines through as the boys do a drill routine with a classic 90's hip-hop beat and old-school rhymes. Tiger even breaks it down with the "Cabbage Patch" dance and some vintage Michael Jackson moves. His self-confidence helps him lead the team to victory.

Lesson: Trusting in your abilities will help you accomplish your goals. Believe in yourself.

8. Lighten up

Major Payne is a military badass. He takes his life and his work seriously but he begins to lighten up a bit during the movie. He even has a little fun on the dance floor with some sweet robot moves.

Lesson: There are times in life to be serious, but it's ok to lighten up. Being able to enjoy life, relax, and not be so uptight can make life more enjoyable. YOLO.