The Freak-O Hat Trick

I get a lot of strange e-mails. Very strange e-mails, from conspiracy theorists, mad scientists, over-eager pitchmen, and ranters, digitally foaming at the mouth. But getting three letters like the ones below -- in less than twelve hours? That's the freak-o hat trick. Check out what crawled into my inbox last night:
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From: ################
Date: Mar 2, 2006 2:23 AM
Subject: an invention
To: ##############
I am ############ from Iran. I have an invention about producing electric energy permanently & freely &without any pollution for environment & without any Limitation. I claim with use of my plan in the world, crisis energy, this crux will solve.
In fact, that is positive closed system .In base of conversation of energy; amount of energy in the entire world is constant & only change from a type to another Type.
My contraption creates electric energy in base of conservation of energy.
Without use of any external energy or material, my closed system produces usable electric energy.
That is fabulous. I want to revolutionize in energy production.
We have to revision. I can bring power station to everywhere of universal.
Please help to me .I require to your support. Please, please certainly reply me. I wait for you
My E-Mail is: ###############
Thanks a lot
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From: *************
Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:02 PM
Subject: please note, Noah
To: defense@defensetech.org
Hello,
Probably my releasd paper about the schematic design of a practical spacewarp can be considered as one of your favorites. That's placed on: http://********* The aim of this email to you is providing the possibility of introducing it to more numbers of people which I believe that's in favor of improving the science and a service to
the mankind. However, your personal opinion on my work is important to me too.
I guess you might be able and/or interested to help me at least via making a link of the above address within your page(s) or presenting it to more media. So, please give a clear answer to my request.
Best Regards
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From: XXXXXXXXXX
Date: Mar 1, 2006 7:32 PM
Subject: RE: PRODUCT IDEA
To: defensE@defensetech.org'
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, I HAVE A NEW PRODUCT IDEA FOR THE MILITARY AND LAW ENFORCEMNTAND IM LOOKING TO SELL THIS IDEA INSTEAD OF A PATENT. WHO AND WHERE WOULD I GO TOO ABOUT DOING THIS
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